A joint effort between The End of Summer and Exploitation Movie Review, “Two Guys, One Quip” is a venture to provide running commentary for the cheesiest, oddest, and most unheralded crop of films we can stand. Some films can be tackled solo and some cannot. Some films are so excruciatingly unusual that multiple parties are needed to catch every single solitary weirdity. "Two Guys, One Quip" is a free-for-all, back-and-forth, "I'm just gonna say whatever" approach to double-teaming an easy target in the unsexiest way possible. You will find nothing close to actual, legitimate film discussion, but instead sarcasm and douche-bag superiority flying fast and furious. Profanity will be immense, constant, and unyielding. No on-screen target is safe. Nothing political will be correct. No incompetence will pass by unmocked. And no punches will be at all pulled. Some films are asking for it. These are some of them.

DISCLAIMER: There's a good chance that at some point you will be offended by something in our commentaries, whether you're white or not white, gay or not gay, a democrat or an idiot, religious or a godless heathen fuck. No one is spared. Know this going in. People need to laugh more at the things that make them different and not take everything so fucking seriously all the time. If you're the kind of person who is easily offended, it's a mystery how you even got here. It's not too late to Google "cat tumblrs," or to sign onto Amazon and leave ironic reviews for quirky products. But if you're not an asshole, stick around and see what big assholes we can be.

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